by rbdales At dalesinc.com
You can now watch Heath Ledger’s directorial work online. This music video was directed by the late actor, and features his childhood friend, rapper No Fixed Abode. Also known as N’fa, the rapper shares that Heath worked on the video in Sydney months before his untimely death.
I know earlier this week I talked about the need for more redheads in Hollywood, but this isn’t what I had in mind. First she is a munchkin. Cute? Indeed. Gorgeous? Can’t give you a definite yes to this one.
Fashion sense? Apparently not. Not only does she have a Mary Poppins purse, but the shoes, the jacket and basically everything else. Seriously. You have money. You date the heavyweight boxing champion and this is what you come up with? Man I’m so annoyed when people with money pull this kind of stunt.
Anyways, this is her. She annoys me. She might want to get some bigger deals, but she can’t because she won’t grow. Shame.
Can’t win them all cheerleader.
So, the big rumor around tinseltown is that Sienna Miller & Hayden Christensen bumped uglies on the set of their latest movie Factory Girl. I’m not sure if I would put anything past Sienna, but I’m just not so sure about this one.
Apparently the news is that there was actually penetration during the sex scene for the movie. Well, you might as well go ahead & enjoy it, right? The rumors were fueled by Factory Girl’s director George Hickenlooper who when asked about the indecent set activity stated, “I can’t comment. You’ll have to ask Sienna about it.”
Ooooo. Well, that was a right nasty thing to say if it really didn’t happen. Adding fuel to the fire like that, Hickenlooper. What were you thinking, little man?
When Miller was asked by a reporter for the Daily News about the sexy rumor she stated, “Oh, darling, that is so horrible.”
“You obviously don’t know anything about making movies.”
Or maybe they do, darling.Â
Miller’s publicist was quick to make a statement saying, “It’s not true at all. When you do a love scene, there are five or six people on the set at a minimum. They weren’t having real sex. She’s just a great actress.”
If Sienna Miller is a “great actress” then I’m a dark chocolate pie with cherries on top.
A spokesperson for Factory Girl added, “The Weinstein Company denies this ridiculous report.â€
Sienna & Hayden so totally did it. I’ve got to watch that sex scene again now!!Â
You tell me- Did Sienna Miller & Hayden Christensen have themselves a real sex scene on the set of Factory Girl?
Watch a video of Harrison Ford waxing his chest! No, it’s not a special request from Calista Flockhart; the star volunteered to do it for a good cause. It’s a commercial on deforestation. Yikes. Talk about “baring your soul” — or at least, your abs.
Halle Berry is my soulmate. It probably won’t occur in this life because I stalled out for too long, but we have eternity to work things out. We have the same birthday. We both have two eyes. Finally, we have both have an undying loyalty to the world to always look good no matter what. It’s not an easy task, but the beauty fairies have put us in charge of this task and I know she has yet to fail.
As for myself? I have come close to failing, but I was able to hide in the shadows before anyone could see me. Do I need to wear makeup at times? Of course I do, but that is only because I wear masculine makeup that you buy at the masculine store. The fairies are the only ones with access to these stores so please don’t try to pry the information from me or I lose my beauty card and I really need the money to finish up my Christmas shopping.
The pay is better than writing for this site, but I have to write here for the next two years as were the terms set by the judge for my probation. What was my crime you ask? I killed someone for asking too many questions. You have a picture of Halle Berry up here and down there and all you can think to do is ask me questions. It’s embarrassing to me and it should be humiliating to you.
Go get some face or at least try to save the last pieces of yours that remain.
I can see how others would find Gwyneth Paltrow annoying. I don’t see her as such though, I actually like her. Even more I appreciate her acting chops, but she just isn’t in that many movies that I appreciate. Iron Man and Shakespeare In Love are the only two I appreciate. Yep, you read the second one right. I love that movie and don’t even pretend you didn’t enjoy it either. What a classic flick. Easily one of the top one movies of all time.
Not top ten. Not top five. Top one movies of all time. Can you get away with saying something like that without looking too weird? I would hope so because I just said it and if it doesn’t work out for me then I can always go to my backup plan in which I pretend that I write for a celebrity gossip site.
Whoops. I’m at that stage now without even knowing it. Lucky me. Or better yet, lucky you because you get to lay witness to someone making an ass of himself daily without any fear of retribution from Tony Stark. Can’t let him know I am messing with his woman, that would be bad news.
Hulk smash!
Gwen Stefani and hubby Gavin Rossdale happily announced they were expecting another child. She’s 13 weeks on the way, and has been telling everyone lately that she hoped her two-yeae-old Kingston would soon have a little brother or sister.
Gwen loves being a mom and adores her kid. “He’s a chilled-out little guy. He’s just like another person, except that he’s super-cute and super-entertaining.” Rossdale also thinks being a Dad is the best thing that’s happened to him. “Finally, I got something right.”
So this woman had sex with this man:
And they spawned a baby boy. If you for one second don’t think that this kid is going to be the hottest piece of flesh on his block then you are mistaken. This kid will be getting laid at the age of 10 and maybe by the time he is 30 he will have had sexed as many women as Tiger has this week. Odds are against him, but we are rooting for him nonetheless.
If you think I am merely writing about this news so I could post pictures of Gisele then I am sorry to disappoint you because that is not the case. I enjoy writing about women popping out smelly, slimy fetuses from their honeypot of goodness. After I do so, I take a nice warm bubble bath, play some Kenny G and wish upon the star to find my one true love and live happily ever after on our unicorn farm.
Oh, you didn’t know? I harvest unicorns. Their horns are great kabob sticks.
KIIS FM’s 5th Annual Exclusive…
LOS ANGELES, CA – MAY 21: Singer Gina Glocksen arrives at the KIIS FM’s 5th Annual Exclusive Idol Finale Viewing party at the J restaurant & lounge on May 21, 2008 in Los Angeles, California.
Idol fans would recognize Gina Glocksen’s name as being one of the finalists for season 6. This year seems to have been good for her as she said her marriage vows with her now husband Joe Ruzicka on New Year’s Eve. Congratulations to the couple!
NOPE, they’re not together, but what do they have in common aside from dating Jennifer Aniston? John Mayer says “we’re both branded womanizers.” Gerard Butler, I am okay with. John Mayer, I am not so sure. I do like his Continuum album though. What say you?
Ocean’s 13 costars George Clooney & Matt Damon did some Angelina Jolie dissing in an interview recently.
The two known pranksters called Jolie “that horrible ugly wife” of fellow actor Brad Pitt. The duo went on to say that “Brad has had it tough” between being “hobbled with children.” Â
Clooney said that Brad should just go ahead & kill himself to get out of that horrible situation he got himself in. Â
Those two crazy kids, you just don’t know what they’re gonna do next, do you?
You know, folks just surprise you sometimes, now don’t they? For instance, who would have guessed that Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale wold both get all dolled up for their son’s baptism?
Well, if you saw that one coming, you have one on me. On Sunday Stefani & Rossdale celebrated their 10-month old Kingston’s baptism at a Los Angeles church. Even Gwen went with a more modest & tailored look for the occasion. And of course, toddler Kingston is looking dapper as usual.
What a happy, handsome family they all make!
A mere three months after Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst got married to Esther Nazarov, the couple have decided to go separate ways. Durst released a statement saying “for those of you inquiring I will confirm that Esther and I have decided to go our separate ways and we both thank you for your support.”
Wow. Malcom In the Middle’s Frankie Muniz is all grown up & more.
The child actor was spotted sporting some new tattoos, chain wallet, hipster t-shirt & a sour attitude. I guess Frankie’s rebelling against his good little boy image? Or maybe just the fact that he’s name is Frankie Muniz…
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – NOVEMBER 17: Actor Josh Duhamel and Fergie of Black Eyed Peas attends the ‘Gucci Spring 2006 Fashion Show Benefitting The Childrens Action Network’ at Michael Chow’s residence November 17, 2005 in Beverly Hills, California.
Fergie and Josh Duhamel are now man and wife! They had a very private ceremony at the Church Estates Vineyards in Malibu, with only really close family and friends present. Congratulations to the couple!
Sexbomb Jessica Alba fears fellow actress Felicity Huffman, & not just because of her face. Alba claims that when she was a teenager, Felicity made her cry like a baby.
It goes like this, when Alba was 16-years-old she attended a six-week acting class run by Huffman at the Atlantic Theater Company. Apparently Jessica left in tears every time Huffman would criticize her performances.
Jess reveals, “Felicity was very hard on me. She’s a tough cookie, that one. I just remember her making me cry because I didn’t prepare a scene right, or I didn’t talk loud enough.”
Who else thinks we should kick Felicity’s ass?
The former Charlie’s Angel has been laid to rest in a private funeral yesterday. Friends and family gathered in an hour-long service, with Ryan O’Neal as one of the pallbearers. Redmond, Farrah’s 24-year-old son was allowed to leave jail for the service.
51st Annual Grammy Awards -…
LOS ANGELES, CA – FEBRUARY 08: Singer Fantasia Barrino arrives at the 51st Annual Grammy Awards held at the Staples Center on February 8, 2009 in Los Angeles, California.
Wow. You know there’s something stinky in the White House when more & more country stars are turning their backs on President George W. Bush.
First the Dixie Chicks & now country singer & Mississippi native Faith Hill looks like she’s questioning the President’s office. Hill was spotted in Toronto this weekend, clearly enjoying a ‘wtf?’ bumper sticker.
So, what do you think of Faith now?
When Lost first came out she was the hotsauce on the sausage, but now that the show has kind of lost its luster you don’t hear much about her anymore. Well, by the judging of this pick you have to wonder why she doesn’t take on more projects because she is a looker.
When I say looker, I mean she looks good. It is old people speak that you young people might not understand. I’m not sure why we call someone a looker, but I’m pretty sure it means that we don’t want to call her a hooker so we find something that rhymes with it. For the same reason we like to call women litches sometimes. It just seems to flow off the tongue better.
Either way what is she going to do when the show is over? Hopefully she does some horror flicks because she just seems like she would fit that mold. I’m not sure what characteristics you need to have to be within that mold, but trust me, she has it.
Man, for some reason I’m struggling to come up with anything to say about her. I’m almost tempted to not even publish this entry just because she is that boring. Which explains perfectly why she doesn’t have any other projects to work on. If I am bored by her picture, then can you imagine how she is in real life?
Forget this, on to the next one.
Well, they’ve been together for a while now & I’m starting to wonder if this hot item is ever going to see a breakup. 38-year-old Marilyn Manson & his 19-year-old girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood are sticking together like glue these days & have even met the other’s parents.
In an interview with Rolling Stone magazine Manson reveals, “I found a strange ironic similarity with what her father said to me, and what my dad said to Evan, which was, ‘If you break his heart, I’ll kill you,’ or something along those lines.”
So, you tell me….
Here is Eva Mendes in the Russian Elle. I always wondered why they had different versions of magazines and why most of them are ten times better than the American versions. I know we are more prudish in America, but that is no reason to leave us with the boring photo spreads.
In 2010, we need to start a warcry proclaiming our need for sexier photoshoots. For the ladies, show more men laying on unicorns topless. For the men, stop including words in magazines, we just need pictures.
Oh, you want me to talk about Eva? Well she isn’t that bad of an actress. I find that I am usually hit or miss with her in movies. 2 Fast, 2 Furious she wasn’t that good, while in…damn I can’t think of a movie she was good in, but I’m sure one exists. I wonder if you are this good looking do you try to coast on your looks and don’t worry about your acting chops, it would make sense.
Life must be hard when you look at it from that perspective. I’m being serious here, you want to be accepted for your abilities, but all people do is stare at your perfectly shaped breasts. What a tough life. They hand you a million dollars just for smiling. I feel so bad for her.
Who am I kidding? She deserves it, but that doesn’t mean I have to respect her for it. That money should be mine. I am the one putting in the 28 hour years busting my bum trying to make a penny. When is my luck going to change? Probably when I stop looking like I got beat of the head with a chainsaw.
When I last spoke about Eva Mendes I didn’t have too many nice things to say about her acting. I’m sticking to that and suggesting that she take up a career as a professional model. Screw the acting game because to put it bluntly, she is a much better model than she is actor.
These pics aren’t even the spicy ones, but I can’t post those because my boss won’t give them to me. He is in the back room using them to build a shrine or something, I don’t know what he does back there. All I know is that there are a weird noises that come from that place every time he goes back there. It gives me nightmares.
If you look at her resume on IMDB you can see that as time goes on, she is casted in less and less stuff. I guess I’m not the only one that notices that her looks trump everything else. This isn’t something she should be ashamed of, she needs to embrace the hotness and make the most of it while she can. It won’t last forever, ask Madonna, Meg Ryan and Cat lady.
Now I have to ask if women even wear Calvin Klein jeans. I thought they were geared towards men and if they are, seeing a hot pic of Eva Mendes isn’t going to convince me to wear them. Not when she looks better in them than I do
Isn’t it funny how most celebrities hate the paparazzi, but if all the cameras stopped following them they would miss the lights? Even more humorous is how non-celebrities get more people following them than actual celebrities. Take for example, Kim Kardashian and Eva Longoria. Eva stars in an award-winning show and is married to a semi-famous athlete. Kim has sex with a has been singer, has the sextape leaked and is now more famous and well-known than Eva.
What happens if you are a celebrity in this case? I think you have no choice, but to join forces with the non-celeb just so you can get your picture taken as well. You know Eva doesn’t give two rats’ tails about Kim, but Kim has the photogs and the ego of a celeb needs to be fed.
Hey Kim, you know I don’t like you, but where are you going tonight? Would love to do a fake hug for the cameras and pretend we are friends so let me know what your plans are. Looking forward to it, should be fun. Toodles!
Last time we saw Eva she was sucking up to Kim Kardashian. It simply wasn’t a good look for her, but I’m glad to see fortunes have changed for her. I know her husband is in the middle of basketball season, but is he ever around in pics you see of her? She travels to all of these award shows and parties and he is never around. Sounds like prime pickings to me.
I’m not suggesting that she would cheat or anything like that, but lonely women are lonely. She looks like the type that would age gracefully as well, which is a definite plus. Not so sure about the outfit, but I can work with how it fits her so not too many complaints from me.
Is her show still on? You know the one with all the old women that seem to hate each other. I never watched it, but that was the impression I got from the commercials. It was like Sex In The City: PMS Edition or something. If it is still on I think they should make it a movie because I would watch it. I love to see what shape Teri Hatcher’s face will be molded in from time to time.
That was mean? Eva told me to say it if I wanted to bed her at the next party. See ya Tony.
